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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:51
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?
No way
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
What are some funny stories of people calling 911 for non-emergencies?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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